Google And Myspace: Telling Us What We Need

If you're 18-35 and you want to travel the world, you book with Contiki Tours and if you are looking to meet new people online, well, you go to Myspace.

The evergrowing sector of online networking and dating has shifted from sites like Match.com, Yahoo Personals and Meetup to Myspace. It's free, you can post pictures, bios, comments and even hook up with new people. Yes it's a stage 2 to Hot or Not with the ability to "browse." That's right, no more going to bars and staring across the room because now you can do it from the privacy of your own home. And now the authority on search, Google is being used as a tool for entertainment. Just see for yourself below. This is taken right from the source.

Myspace and Google, aw, what a couple!

Subject: what I need according to google
Here is what you do: Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the 5 funniest ones there.

If your name is James, you would put this in to the search engine with quotation marks as: "James needs"

you got the idea

Then copy and paste this into a new bulletin with your answers filled in

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1. Melanie needs to become more tolerant, especially of emotions
2. Melanie needs to become somewhat flexible and leave some of the pig headedness.
3. Melanie needs to be restrained.
4. Melanie needs a hospital.
5. Melanie needs a mother care
(these were the 1st 5 I found. they aren’t very nice)

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Of course I couldn't resist!!! So here are my own:

1. BJ needs to get real stoned Petition.
2. BJ needs to step up and fight top talent to even remotely be considered the #1.
3. BJ needs to feed Scooter.
4. BJ needs money to put a downpayment on property in Stinson Beach, CA.
5. BJ needs to start begging mom to let him drive to the show.